Failing My First Attempt March 26, 2008

So yah, the title says it all. I failed my first Traffic Police(TP) test. Its disappointing as I did not make any major mistake when I was in the circuit. ZERO POINTS babe. But, but, but one simple ‘immediate failure’ outside circuit and that was the end of me! The worse part was that, it wasn’t even my fault and I did not argue with the tester when he failed me. Slenger. Which then makes me feel as if I’m going to take an award for the most hideous/unsafe driver on planet earth instead of my driving license. Heart in pain!

Only my Dear Dee Dee Marini would understand how it feels like to be in my position. She have gone thru all of them. Its just that she went thru it 2 times until she can officially drive (she was ouh so happy the day after). I don’t wanna fail any more. Okay on the failing part, hmm enough said!

On a brighter note, congrats to my dear friend Elias who passed on his first attempt, with only freaking 8 points. Damn, I am happy for you lucky ass.

 

One Tree Hill March 25, 2008

My craze over One Tree Hill have reached the level of “Kuku-ness”.

The latest season of One tree Hill has done enough to mess with my brain. By far I have watched until episode 9 and refuse to continue, simply because the web currently have until episode 12 and worse, Lucas will be marrying his editor, Lindsey not P Sawyer his high school sweetheart. I hate the suspend to wait just to knw what happen next, so the next time I plan to watch OTH prolly they must have airred until episode 15 or something. So hopefully there will be some closure between P Sawyer and Lucas Scott, if they are meant not to be together. I can’t bare to see them apart.

Damn whatever to happen to Lucas Scott and Peyton Sawyer TLS (true love forever)?

AND whatever happen to good old “fairy tale” ending?!

Fairy Tale ending is full of hope followed by disappointment. Why? Cos let me tell you why, cos there’s no such thing as a “happily ever after.” But at least let it happen on shows or telly series!

Argghhhhh I’m so annoyed..I wanna know what happen to P Sawyer! And, and, and fairytale ending is biatch, where are you when the show need you? CSI don’t need you, they have scientific ending! OTH needs you, come back!

All Work-ed Up March 17, 2008

Like every other school holidays,

I’m employed.

Finally!

My Malaysian Bfs March 15, 2008

Back from Malaysia. Spend most of time in Shah Alam instead of KL. The exam was result was out while I was away. Congrats to all my project mates who did well Esp to SU and SYAF. Syaf for scoring nothing but As and B plus plus plus. Su for the major improvement in her overall result. As for me, major disappointment. No A. Only pathetic B minus and C plus. Enough said. ~I’m too fly to be depressed~

Moving on the next point, the bachelor fever will soon be over. I will be back to the alpha female that I was. But before that, Su will soon gimme the full/detailed coverage on the crowning of the most eligible bachelor. Some dude won, and he is not even known in the major population. I still think the deserving winner is just not him. As for my Faisal Aman, hell yeah he is a winner! In my heart. Awwww…

Back to reality.

Another bad news, while I was in Malaysia I could not get my hands on the J0hn Legend concert tickets… @#$%

So, here come the blessing in disguise. I finally manage to to do some catching up with an old friend Nawal Yasmin (finally!). She is currently in some government uni at Shah Alam. The day I met I her, was her school so called ‘open house’. I bet she will be suprised to see TP’s open house. We are damn gung ho man!

The highlight of our get together is Nawal’s new love interest, Hilmi. Hilmi is her schoolmate, he is majoring in English studies. He used to play contact rugby and he used to be Nawal’s ex bf friend. Like how drama mama is that. Oh well whatever, I didn’t like the ex that much anyway. Oh plus, Hilmi look like the ‘melayu-fied’ version of John Legend. Suuhh-weet! I am not kidding. The hair, the beard, skin tone (ok not so on this part). Damn, he even wore the white tee that John Legend signature look. Like how cute and hot is that!

I was soooo hinting to him about me being single and I also happen to have a bunch of desperately singles friends. Oh yah he soo got the hint. May God forgive me for my gatal-ness and shallowness. But I think he did have candidates for me/us. How shameless can I be damn.

To Nawal & Hilmi, thanks for friday. I would be expecting some one for me the next time we meet, so we can have a double date and then go ‘berskondeng’ (whatever that means) together. Nawal, can’t wait for your short holiday in Singapore. ^woot woot-shake asses^

Since, they have yet to find me one potential love interest, meet my two boyfriends who have gentlemanly and patiently allow me to win all the playstaion games I played against them. What a cutie pie they are!

Danie & Danish

When I say “KL” you say “City” March 11, 2008

I need to come back to earth soon because this whole Eligible Bachelor Fever will soon be over. I need to go back to the feminist that I was. The kind that is focus on her dreams and will probably end up like Kak Watie (but its okay at least she is loaded).

I’m going to KL later this evening because Dah-dy Dear wants to watch the aftermath of the recent Malaysia Election. He is pretty devastated that Barisan Nasional lost in Selangor and now he have plans to sell his house in Shah Alam (Hahaha as if la he). **eyes rolling**

Since, I will only be back on Saturday I do not know what will su be doing with my free tickets to the crowning of the most eligible bachelor! For that, SU-HANNA QUEK it will be your bloody duty as a dutiful soul-mate of Ainnie Joe to take load of photos and videos of the event! (including the STRIPTEASE) If not don’t you dare to “aini aini’ me when I’m back and I refuse to talk to you for next dont know how many weeks! haha.. I know she will be an angel to do what she needs to do!! Esp if you know who do the striptease okay enough said.

KL HERE I COME!

Women’s Day Isn’t An Annual Affair March 10, 2008

So much for women’s day crap. Earlier this morning when I was on my way home I heard this quote on the radio that goes something like this:

“…women who are beautiful/successful are admired, women who are sympathized are women that you chose to be in a relationship with….”

Yes, I know there are some stuff that women is Islam can and can not do. Should and should not do. However that doesn’t mean we are to be degraded by the opposite sex or even by the same sex. In the Holy Qura’an the number of man and woman are mention equal number of times, if God were to create man as “superior gender” why didn’t He mention them more times than women. When God created Eve, He did not send her to Adam so that she could be his laughing stalk or to be some one Adam could sympathize because she was created from part of his (Adam) ribs. On top of that he (Adam) begged God for a companion. Eve was created as a companion. Companion. Not a slave to him. Part of her flesh and blood was once his so why must her value of a human be any less?

So woman are beautiful/successful can only be admired? If that’s the case why did Prophet Muhammad s.a.w chooses to marry Siti Khadijah a.s. A woman of beauty and power.

I apologise to the inadequacy of my argument because I am too furious to think of something more in-depth to support my argument. I disagree with the quote to a largehumongous extent. Under normal circumstances women should not I repeat should not be in a relationship just so some man could sympathize them. We woman should have our right to love and be loved back. To respect others and be respected back.

If guys can have the new urban male who are proud of their metro-sexuality. There are also the new urban female. The new age women who are too fly to put with the bullshit of a male oppressor. We study our history, we know our rights, knowledge is our weapon and most importantly our religion is to keep us grounded.

So now ladies gimme a hell of a yea..!!!

Hell yeahhh!!!

The Barchelors Carnival – Its Raining Men March 8, 2008

~all in all~

Picture says a thousand word. But trust me a single picture in a page of Cleo magazine is obviously a superficial source of judgement. Well, I shall now shamelessly declare that I did went to the carnival!! However, one thing I set my mind on was to actually compare the impression I have towards the bachelors before and after meeting them. I know I’ve been superficial about passing judgements in my previous post. But hey, here’s the moment of truth ;p First impression impress, last impression last!

First of all, please do not think that the guys are as oh-so-flawless looking like they are in the mag! Some more tanner, some are not buffed as they were orignally ‘depict’ etc. The power of Adobe, damn! Yes it happen to be veryx100 powerful! But there are bachelors who looks exactly the same! Propaganda I reckon. Oh ya the weirdest will be those who were shot topless but end up to be the shy-est at the carnival!

Secondly, I shall revoke the superficial judgement I posted on my previous post because it was not a true reflection of who this individuals are. For instance no.47 whom I said earlier on might be too serious for me to handle turn out to be theTHE funniest in the whole lot! Then no.29 aka.a Ratna Suffian a.k.a Potential Lice Carrier (due to the dreads) happens to be the most approachable and friendliest one around. Prolly kinda funny as well. Or may be goofy! They deserve our vote for being nothing near to a jerk. In addition, no.4 was not boring, he played some game/dare with some girl on the stage and he happen to be the most entertaining among the bachelors who played the game. He looks even betta in person.

Thirdly, what you see is what you get. No.15! Budi! I shall not comment or else SU & SYAF will laugh and pee in their pants. No offence but a lot was done to his pic and its still kinda awful. I can’t tell if he is stuck up in anyway, I didn’t get any chance to talk to him (cos I scared I will start laughing at him and myself, due to some joke) SO I shall quit being all judgemental towards him, however he seems approachable and nice to talk to. Next up, no.5. He is just as good looking as the picture! Seems friendly but I don’t know man.. Didn’t get a chance to talk to him. But he did the striptease. So yesh ah..He was HALF NAKED. Woot woot! The rest that looks almost the same to the the pic in the mag will prolly be 35% of them. Some just as good looking, some just as……….Some were just as intellectual! There are who look like a pic cut out frm the mag and than u paste it on top of a body, those will be no 25 3 16 18 34 36 40 49. EXACTLY!

Fourth, stuck-up, arrogant and…….PUI! I’m gross out with some of the guys. Its Singapore Cleo not GQ International so don’t be all Wentworth Miller-ish with me. That will be Su’s fav no.45. Damn he was nice to talk to but by the reply you can so so so tell he is snobbish. Major disappointment! I don’t know if he is his true self that day, I hope its is not b’cos if it is than it will be oh-so-sad. Plus he claim that he doesn’t like the way he look in the mag. Ok this may sound superficial.. But he is kinda Ungrateful! Cleo mag have made u damn love-able oh well. You bad boy…Tsk(x3) By the way, the guy next to Su happen to be ouh-so-friendly but I can’t figure out what number is he. He’s the total oppsite. Vote for the nice guy.

Fifth, impressively better looking than the way they were portrayed eg,No.37.

Sixth, missing hottie no.22. SHANE MCDONALD! =( We were looking forward to shamelessly take photos with him. But he was no where to be found! ~sobs~ Who needs Mcdreamy when you can have the so called local version of Mchottie! ~sobs~ =(

Last but not least, Faisal Aman did not I repeat did not look as oh-so-handsome/adorable as I expected. I wasn’t smitten by the first glance. Yah I knw its damn sad but true! The eyebrows..very thick and bushy! But than it was redeem with a short conversation I had with him. He is as intellectual as I thought (~ting~ting~ting plus 20 pts). & Naj, he happen to admit that the entry he made abt boxers or briefs did sound rather himbotic. Su could not stop complimenting about how oh-so-polite he is. (But su dear, I’m not sure if he is The Dan) All in all, he should get our vote for being oh-so-gentlemanly-&-friendly! Hmmmmm =)

In conclusion, it was a good eye-opener-day for me. I still can not figure out how pple in the past can get married just by looking at some photos. Today proves that I will be one of the potential sucker that will make major mistake if I were to chose suitors via photos. The rest of the bachelors were ard but the one I mention were what struck me most!

-Remember AJ-
Supercificiality is bad for your health.
First impression impress, Last impression last.

TPiranhas Award Night March 6, 2008

The Invitation

The Team

The Date I Seduced

The BFFs

The Not So Fresh Freshie

 The Captains

 The Dare Devil Award

The Oh-So-Expired-Freshies

The Bollywood Stars

The Kinky Schizo

The Ainnie(x2)

The Caesar Salad

The Lovers

The Excitment Over The Window On The Opposite Block

~The End~

Cleo’s 50 Eligible Bachelors March 4, 2008

Disclaimer (Since this entry might be read-able to public and there are real-life people who are involved and who may not agree with me)
This entry
-Content are meant to be utterly bimbotic and hideously superficial to your likings
-Overwhelming reaction are due to the excessive swoon factor and I shall not be blamed
-Sarcastic and biting comment which lead to one feeling ugly are meant to be brutally honest (prolly true)
-DO NOT I repeat DO NOT take me seriously unless you think I make sense (Which I usually do)
-If you are somehow effected by this entry don’t you dare sue me, may be you are just not man enough to handle what I say
-Freedom of speech people!

With reference to Cleo’s 50 Most Eligible Bachelors (March 2008 issue).

Bachelor Number:

1.Lawyer for 8 years hmmm interesting career switch. Now a chef who owns 2 restaurants. Not bad! I guess still finding the right stomach which will eventually lead to right heart. From the look it could be his/her heart that he is still looking for. But he is 35………

2.First artist in the list. The TP definition of a good looking cina-boy. In TP he will be the sort that make you turn to get the 2nd glance. But outside TP, I don’t know if he can get that kind of attention.

3.He got a party animal sort of face. Bad boy.

4.civil servant? I’m guessing police-officer, the Ryan Rahmat type. Too gentleman-ish which might lead to too boring-ish.

5.A replica of Maxwell Claufied from Grease 2. WOOOO the lips makes me wanna glue gun my lips to his! The smile will definitely cure me from any menstrual cramp! Wooo love it!

6.Let me quote him, “I’d be maths, cos I’m interesting to intellectuals and confusing to the majority”, on the subject he would be. This is the type of brainy malay guys that turns me on. Comparing him to all the Malay guys I’ve dated, I should bang my head against the wall, oh what a shame. This is the correct definition of Hot Malay dude.
(^^bang-ing my head against the wall^^bang-ing my head against the wall)
If you check out his Friendster, you will learn that his gf is just as hot as he is. Okay NEXT!

7.Undergrad + Sportsman + Hygienic Face + Seems stylish + Nicely build bod= Su and my type of flava of the month

8.Typical good looking face you can find in TP. Had enough of those…Moving on to the next guy!!!!

9.Good looking teachers are always in demand. “Sex is like a story- lose the beginning and you’ll get lousy ending”. Well if this is one of the theory he teaches, than virgin like me will benefit a lot from his class. Throw a water bomb at me and I swear I’ll still be paying attention!

10.Thanks for the effort in entering this competition but sorry, please try again when you’re more man-ly.

11.Not that good looking for a model may be thats why part-time only. NEXT.

12.He makes me wanna be an SPG. Somehow remind me Jerome Jacquet my french lecturer. I will totally have no problem with him as my stylist. “Dress me in a sarong honey-pie and I’ll be your SPG till the next good looking ang-moh fly by muacckss”

13.No offence but no bods, No vote. A total NO NO! ew

14.Don’t bother.

15.He doesn’t even even look like bachelor la. How to win like this?! NEXT!

16.Number 10 13 14 15 will be disqualified because of him. Hot bods plus oh-so-good looking chauvinistic face. The type that is hot and will expect you to know it!

17.Good looking in a beng-ish way

18.If he were to be Malay, he will be in the “Good looking Mat” category.

19.Not bad but “I’m rarely talkative, so I need someone who can keep up with me”. He needs to learn sign language in order to be entertaining if not he will be boring boring boring.

20.okay lahhhhhhhh……..next

21.The type that you wanna marry cos obviously he will have $$$$$. A good one way ticket to life of a tai-tai.

22.HOT HOT HOT! That abs omg. Okay may be minus 10points (out of 100) for playing in Singapore Slingers and not NBA. But still wooo, for him I will shameless pledge myself to be part of the SPG association. Did I mention that he is hot? The kind you wanna marry, hoping for a good looking child or may be children. Ladies, SPG, this dude is worth your vote!!!!

23.He should not come after dude number 21 cos he is obviously not appealing to the general market. Other than that, for one of the few malay guys in this list I will say he is the hottest among them. Definitely hotter than Hady Mirza and Taufik Batisah!! He have the right substance to be the younger version of Khairudin Shahrom(another hot malay dude who is also a bachelor damn!). Oh YEAAAHHH!! In my known world his equation will be:
Hot (Brain + looks +body) + Malay= Rare species

The type that my mum approved of marrying. The type that I wanna marry……for sure!!! For being so rare in my known world he got MY VOTE! Totally!

Read more about him and why I find him rare. Click here here <——

24.One of Singapore Idol top 12 finalist, so yesterday. NEXT!

25.Love the tattoo. Rain look a like. Take me for a spin in your car bad boy.

26.WO000OT! Singapore version of Wentworth Miller. In my thesaurus he will be synonym to handsome, attractive and sexy.

27.Not bad, Go TP you can find a lot of replica that might not be as good looking but almost as good looking as him. NEXT.

28.With that kinda of face, he should be a teacher. Don’t know for what reason.

29.Loose the hair. I’ll will consider you honey. I don’t wanna exposed myself to potential lice carrier.

30.Hmm by far one of the hottest rugger in Singapore. For the first time I find it acceptable for man to have chest hair and beard.

31.He will give you the reasons behind why I dig waterpolo guys in my school.

32.The biceps and triceps can make me gu gu ga ga. It’s just nice. The face, potentially forgettable.

33.Another artiste. NEXT!

34.Easy to imagine him in some JC uniform. He have this JC boy kinda look for whatever reason. He is a competitive dragon-boater. If he is in TP db, I will so stalk him. But sad to say in this list comparing him to 27 22 23 he might be in the ‘Potentially Forgetable’ category just like 32

35.Look at that face. Too serious for me to handle.

36.Look like one Malaysia artiste-but prolly the cina version. Not bad, might catch attention. Worth the second glance. His lesson learnt in past relationship “fine line between familiarity and monotony”. True true true. The type that worth having a chat with, because he loves woman who challenges him intellectually. My kinda of man. However, I wonder if he dubbed you as bimbo if you can’t challenge him.

37. Wow his name ryhme with mahal!

38.Not another artiste. Next!

39.Don’t like that face. Next!

40.Cool name but the face can’t match the coolness.Next!

41.Forgettable. Next!

42.Awww such a pretty boy! “Generous with hugs and cuddles”. I can so imagine the 2 of us cuddling and having picnic by the Thames. Ouhhhhh Gosh he looks like the hopelessly romantic sort. Listen to Kiss me by The Cradigans and you will hope that he will be the next guy who kisses you. Worth voting for!

43.Eddee Peh’s 6 or 8 pacs look even hotter than his.

44.Somehow remind me of my physic teacher Mr Low. Nevermind la NEXT!

45.He should be an actor or an artiste by any chance. All the the artiste in this list doesn’t have the X-Factor like him.

46.Woooooo another pretty boy! Kiss me! He have passion for food to an extent of studying culinary in France. Plus point for his passion! ***ting**ting** Don’t need to got thru my stomach, that boy-ish smile is already in my heart.

47. Is it just me or is he really that old looking.

48.Come back when you reach manhood.

49.So so sooooooooooooo beng!

50.Chatty? Swimmer? Will be a good tanning partner at the beach because the body is acceptably hot, don’t need to worry about drowning and seems like someone who you can have a looooong chat with. Kahar-the-stalker should learn from him.